Welcome back to Midweek Madness , in which Margaret and I read In Touch , Star , Us , Ok! and Life & Style , searching for "news." This week we found surreal, comedic entertainment: Forensic illustrations of the Jolie-Pitt kids in the year 2020! Ok! "Betrayed By John." First: Jessica Simpson was pissed off at John Mayer 's Playboy interview , and told someone: "I'm annoyed John would sink so low." A source says she's dying to confront him about it, but wants to get her thoughts together. For now, she's venting to friends about how pissed she is. She called her sister, Ashlee Simpson-Wentz, who said something like, look on the bright side — at least he didn't ....
10:40 a.m. Wednesday 17th February 2010 PST